IRONY
don’t keep on giving me a ring
I hate speaking with you
but do call me sometimes
‘coz I need someone to talk to.
stop telling such silly jokes
you know I easily get annoyed
but do make me laugh in some way
‘coz I always am pretty bored
... don’t ever call me sweetheart
I won’t commit myself to you
but treat me like a little sister
‘coz I feel the same way, too
(Adapted from the poem by Imel Pangilinan)
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